35 Replies to ““Don’t-Tell-the-Wife”; Secrets All Men Keep”

  1. :lol:I have got something similar on my e-mail. If I find it I will send it to you, it is hilarious. Shows some major differencies among men and women (beside obvious ones) 😀

  2. Oh, Michelle, every guy knows – by which I mean “knows” – that women are neither as visual nor as independent as we are.Yeah, right.We’re not stupid so much as really good at pretending to be clueless or perceptive when it’s most convenient. :whistle: If you women are “getting away with it,” you let it slide when we do it. The other case in point is #8. When we seem most perceptive, when we “listen,” is when you ought to worry.That intense, empathy you think you’re seeing is really us reliving the last big playoff game in excruciating detail.

  3. nothing was a shocker to me. i have learned how to interpret “man” after all these years. I just liked how open the writer was about it 😀

  4. Highly :irked: .That kind of stereotyping is partly to blame for my inability to get/keep a girlfriend. 😥 .If you’re checking out the produce, it’s because you think there is still space left in your shopping cart.When a man or woman is scared to commit, it’s because they’re still hope to find someone better.Yes I’m lazy to do chores, but that doesn’t mean all men are like that. And if I want some time on my own, I’ll say, “I’m going for a walk. I need some me time.” I certainly won’t waste my me time digging up the fareway with an eight iron.:irked::irked::irked:

  5. 😆 lots of golf courses have really hot girls that bring around the beer cart :whistle: which covers your number 1, 2, and 3 :whistle::devil:

  6. :doh: I will miss you and the joy that your words being to my old decrepit heart :whistle: hope you get well soon:devil:

  7. qlue your morality has superceded your masculinity! however i bet if Marylyn Monroe walked by you’d SO be looking! :bug:I’m sick everybody 🙁 I guess I’ll be back when i’m not. be well and happy in the meantimes :):heart:

  8. Hey CapeGirlHope you feel better soon. There are some nasty bugs going around at the moment – everyone seems to be getting ill. I’m just wondering when my turn will come?!? :yikes:JCL.

  9. ——–we were obsessed with how many women who resembled Britney Spears we could have sex with before we turned 30———–:yuck: :ko: :faint: 😆

  10. As I said to a mate one day. “Britney Spears? I wouldn’t even touch her with yours.” The only thing on the planet that could attract me to Britney would be if she and Paris Hilton were the last girls alive…Marilyn Monroe, now she had something. I have no idea what, there were dozens of girls that looked just like her, be she could light up a movie just by being in it.That aside, the article was probably more truth than poetry.But then, it wasn’t poetry… 😀

  11. I think that’s the number one thing I dislike about men, but then women do it too, to other women. The whole world is conditioned to look at women.Hi Mish 🙂

  12. Hmmm, :sherlock: it seems that i’ve not been getting updates on this post since my last comment. Sure I’d look if Marilyn Monroe walked by, and if I realised who she was I’d most likely run away screaming!!! :insane: ..Corpses will tend to do that to ya 😀

  13. Originally posted by gdare:She is doing much better now :yes:but I think she has left this place forever.:no:

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